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Friday, December 30, 2011
the longest sentence i ever wrote

3pm Otter birthday cards, koi ponds with Arowana, indoor gyms, Abel: None of these boats are Partyable, 4pm pool at the most relaxing Harry's ever, riding buggys, banana battles, oily apples, sleeping on the deck, wearing bathrobes, marine litter softball style, 7pm Jizz burger, stale fish, buying salad for *salad bowl* in 7/11, Crossing the Bridge, Leonard x4 cigarettes, 11pm preggies woman sex next door, Limmeng Party Animal, poor Mingyang walking out to buy Macs on birthday, shots for nuggets, throwing security guard a filet-o-fish, fat JQ BBQ sauce everywhere, pretty girls amidst cockfest, Ferdie being very high while sober, trying to name the planets in order, name colours of rainbow challenge, Interact club, love hurts philosophical question, walking to 7/11 for bananas and spoilt light sticks, real life ghost stories, 2am racing in trolleys along the jetty, stealing bicycles, dirty sea water, breaking and entering in our own boat, breaking and entering a stranger's boat while they were inside, windows along the boat that open into the toilets, peeping tom and peeping jane, RJ Umbrella Gang, Ferdie words of wisdom: (about Abel) You can lie on his stomach. Its rocking motion will make you feel like you're on a boat, on a boat. (to Niran while talking about why Sikhs don't wear helmets) I dare you to wear a turban and get into an accident. (about Abel's stomach again) Careful if you sleep on it you might get seasick, Angeline Herladyship Yap, Nadhira Rockswoahhh, Niranjan Ranjakunalan, 1/8 Indian, Furbies, neck spasm, Ferdie syndrome, waiting for the sunrise from the roof of the yacht but dunno which side is the East, betting on where it will rise from, 4am discussion on religion, shot putting mangoes and dragonfruit, clanking sound when an apple hit the Malaysian yacht, St John's Ambulance Brigade team for wounded soldier Gordon, borrowing Sean Chu's hospital membership card, wearing eye shields from 1st Aid Kit, waking up sleeping friends, Niran about Mingyang after toothpaste and lotion facial: "cum stained Japanese whore", round two shit prank, security guard coming to ask about bikes, Niran to Damian "Are you stressed? Stressed enough to take a shit?", God's gift to us (the basket full of sugar), "Either it goes all over Mingyang or someone gets diabetes from this shit, which do you choose?", the sun rising!, running off with Abel and Mingyang asleep together, sleepy bus ride, sleepy 6-9 discounted Macs breakfast at Serene Centre, time to sleep...

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